Has anyone heard of this drug called Jesus that people are getting high on?

Some of you may have encountered others who claimed they are high on the lord. Stay away and by all means keep your children away for this is a dangerous drug and it's users often try to push Jesus on people who are just looking for a way to cope with their pain. Some Jesus peddlers even go door to door trying to push some Jesus on you and when this happens I strongly urge you to call the police. You see, people under the influence of Jesus tend to suffer from halluciations, delusions of grandiosity, disorientation, biggotry, arrogance, ignorance, a perverted sense of morality, and an overwhelming urge to manipulate others. Some users speak of talking snakes, donkeys, burning bushes, virgin births, and zombies rising from the grave. Apparently Jesus is consumed in the form of a cracker which represents the body of a man named Jesus who has been dead for over 2,000 years. It is still unclear if Jesus can in fact be shot up, snorted, smoked, or taken in pill form though it is clear that even small doses of Jesus can cause permanent brain damage. This is not a joke folks. Some people under the influence even report hearing the voice of God which is nothing but an auditory hallucination so please stay clear of this pyscodelic drug for it will consume your mind with poisonous ideological thoughts. If you happen to be struggling from a Jesus problem please consult with the atheists on r&s for many of them have been addicted to Jesus and have managed to free their minds and souls from this morality altering drug.